May 2013
Still on the Amazon fanfic thing, sorry →
cleolinda:
Mildly-supported intuition as to what I think Amazon’s doing here. Short version: Acquire material for tie-in books they don’t have to adequately compensate for (as greyduck mentions in the comments—also possibly an idea farm for future TV episodes); prevent another Fifty Shades of Grey scenario where everyone makes out like a bandit except the original inspiration/rights holder;...
"Virgin"
shitmystudentswrite:
In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
fuckyeahsasusaku:
TEAM SEVEN
TEAM SEVEN
TEAM SEVEN
TEAM SEVEN
TEAM SEVEN
TEAM SEVEN
TEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEN
darlingwanderer:
colouredking:
takealltheseats:
colouredking:
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
lameborghini:
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
geniusbillionairesassmaster:
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
...
butthurtbandboys:
[crawls out of your television] i think you forgot to like my selfie
shutupaubrey:
i hate summer because other girls get 10x prettier and i get 100x uglier
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
Sing a Song of Sixpence: So, I know I’m been... →
yamiaka:
So, I know I’m been posting a bunch about Tamora Pierce today (and I have waaaaaay more queued up (I pretty much stalked fytortall today)) but guys,
I love Tamora Pierce. SO FUCKING MUCH.
I’m so happy I read her books. I’m so happy I discovered them when I was young. They’re wonderful and perfect. They show body-positivity and sex-positivity and that you may have all the skills and...
“Most of us were raised to think love is fire, passion, and prolonged bouts of...”
– Tamora Pierce (source)
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I’m just rediscovering these books and this woman after about two and a half years of developing emotionally and personally (and falling in love). Turns out, hers are the books I want my future children...
LEIGH BARDUGO: BASICALLY i’m really angry because... →
BASICALLY i’m really angry because it seems that nowadays a lot more young adult books are geared toward girls rather than guys which is fine but i’m a guy and while guys *can* read about girls falling in love with the perfect guy while trying to save the world… it’s not really that relatable….
Sing a Song of Sixpence: Guys, I so, so... →
yamiaka:
Guys, I so, so desperately want Tamora Pierce to write a book that focuses entirely on the Cult of the Gentle Mother. I know she’s already mentioned in various interviews that it’s the reason there were no more Lady Knights/sudden separation of the sexes/an increase the the sexist and misogynist attitudes of Tortall, but I want to get deep with it. Just imagine it. The heroine is...
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
maxwellcoffeecups:
yes-that-ampora:
knights-of-camelot:
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Actually, I think you should revise the title to say “Reblog if you are a member of the LGBTQIA community,” because there are more than just those 5 orientations~
^yes good thank you as an asexual i always feel this itch of annoyance when...
fasterfood:
dont talk to me when i have headphones on
“but u always have headphones on”
well look who’s catching on
danisnotorfire:
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES
vintageprincess48:
enjolrizzle:
wiccanthropy:
consultivedetectiveintraining:
eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:
agehachou:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have...
