why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
The full set at last!
These days everyone’s all about sparkly vampires and tyrannical dictatorships trying to make you get with cute boys, and I’m just over here with my 90s YA heroine, who hangs out with marmosets and egg-laying mammals and rides dinosaur skeletons over tyrannical dictatorships before breakfast.
I really wanted to stick a tubby little duck-billed platypus into the final cover - and I still might. Don’t tempt me!
Today I give my little daughter Miroslava to the glorious grandson of the hero which destroy the monster! Igor! No one happier than me because there is no better husband in our principality. - He’s a Dragon (2015).
This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series it’s paired with
“The Grisha Trilogy” characters:
Nikolai Lantsov
“When people say impossible, they usually mean improbable.”
mongol scout: yeah here are those animals i was talking about
horse: trips on a rock and breaks a leg, dying of shock
horse: runs into somebody, killing them instantly
horse: eats a bird straight out of the air
genghis khan: *through tears* absolutely beautiful. incredible. i want to sit on one and use them to conquer half of the entire world’s known landmass
fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate
this is the best thing i’ve heard all day
this sounds like something out of Discworld